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Natasha, Peter, Zack and Imogen pose against a garden trellis, bathed in the soft light of a spring afternoon. Man and wife, with one boy and one girl, they are the very embodiment of the wholesome nuclear family…except that they’re all naked. Sort of.

In fact, they’re clad head to toe in hand-knitted mohair bodysuits, from which sprout gender-appropriate appendages and thick strands of body hair. Naked suits, if you will. Mom stares blankly ahead, her pillowy pink breasts askew, as her little girl reaches over to poke at dad’s fuzzy knitted member. Father and brother look on, grinning. Somehow, perhaps because the suits are so goofy and the subjects so clearly delighted, this scenario manages not to be creepy.

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posted on 2-23-2011 at 05:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Le chant du dindon

Singing turkey

Spoken: "The neighbor
it is not there?
"Shut the door ......
Key ... "

"Hear the song well
turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
Who looks after his turkeys
glug glug and and and glug glug and
T'endends his voice that resonates
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing, listening
good song,
Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
Who found his turkeys
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
Listen to the humming
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing, listening
good song,
Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

la la la la la la
la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
It is his cute turkeys
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
Listen to the purring
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing, listening
good song,
Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
And to seduce his turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
There he is boastful
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing, listening
good song,
Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
that's already grumbling that the
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
And now booze
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing, listening
good song,
Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
And now mumbles
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
She pressed my turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

Listen to me singing, listening
good song,
Listen to me singing turkey
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and
La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and

la la la la la la
la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Glug glug and and and glug glug and (a,
ter ad lib ...)


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